Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman. She hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how did you persuade her to marry you?’
‘I lied about my age,’ Bob replies.
‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’
Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’
How Could They?
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"Please sir, may I have some more?"... Mooorrrrrreeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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Last Meal
Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Bajan requests a bag of plums. The warden asks: "plums???"
"Yes,plums" says the Bajan.
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Bajan. "I gine wait..."
Who wore it better?
I am partial to kittens so I need our readers to decide who rocks the froggy look better. Comment and let us know what you think.
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Whatever you thought I was about to do, you misjudged the situation. I was merely going to taste test it for you... Because I care :|
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A Bajan Funny
The Last Meal
Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his execution.
The Bajan requests a bag of plums. The warden asks: "plums???"
"Yes,plums" says the Bajan.
The warden replies, "but them outa season!"
"So?" replies the Bajan. "I gine wait..."
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